Top 1 Thing That Is FUN About The UCC

You might have heard that there’s an event going on this week.

No need to be shy, gather around and we’ll tell you all about it.

Really, really.

Due to contractual obligations, Chmaj and Lyle Make A Thing will be present at:

UNIVERSAL CORPORATE CONFERENCE 12:

WHAT I DID FOR LOVE:

THE TRIALS OF AN INDIE FILMMAKER

And you can be too

Just by contacting JMAE.EVENTS@GMAIL.COM for Reservations*

And without further ado, we present our Top 1 Thing that is FUN about the UCC

1. Merchandise!

The most FUN part of the UCC is Merchandise, and there’s something for everyone**

From The End User License Agreement: Puzzle Edition (TM)

to UCC12 Polos

 

and MORE!

the UCC offers the Ultimate Merchandise Experience.

See you there!

*Reservations REQUIRED. Supplies are very limited and/or gone

**Except for Regal Fans

Thing of the Week #4: Greatest Hits Compilation

We here at Chmaj & Lyle Make A Thing take the utmost pains to ensure that we only post the freshest and most carefully manicured content. After a meeting of the high elders and a phone call with our mothers that began with “What have you been doing lately with your lives?” we thought it would a good time to take a look back on some of our greatest hits:

CALMAT GREATEST HITS COMPILATION

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#1

Content Delays!

Thanks to our soon-to-be-billions of fans, Content Delays is still going strong!

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We’ll see you all next week!

TL;DR for millenials:

C U L8R BAIIII

Postscript: In all honesty folks, we have been diligently working behind-the-scenes on the First Real Thing we plan to unleash upon the universe(!)

Due to variables outside of the control of both ourselves and the Gods, In order to maintain utmost quality content we have postponed announcements on the damn Thing until such a time that the stars are aligned. Our front-page countdown clock has been updated to reflect this development.

Thank you for your continued click-bait appreciation in these times of trouble, and we promise this will be the last time we do a cheap-shot article… for a few months anyway…