How to become part of the LUX family and Things… and Movies

This week on CALMAT, brought to you by LUX

It’s an exciting adventure in how to become LUX, which might seem confusing

But don’t worry, it’s simple enough.

STEP 1

Connect to the internet

STEP 2

https://squareup.com/store/luxury-universal-experience

Step 3

Buy all the tickets to the UVX: The Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience brought to you by LUX

Step 4

(optional, but strongly recommended)

Begin your life long LUX Deluxe Patronship

That’s it!

Now you’re part of the LUX family!